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Joke of the Day
"How do you deal with ignorant people? I really don't know."
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"Did you hear about the shooting at the school for blind, deaf mutes? It was truly a senseless tragedy."
"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs"
"The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter."
"Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea"
"You know why /r/jokes doesn't allow pictures? thatsthejoke.jpg"
"Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."
"Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door."