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Joke of the Day

"Your tweets are so boring the NSA just unfollowed you."

"Have you guys ever heard of the crazy Mexican Train Killer? He had...... Loco Motives"

"Charlie Sheen's herpes have herpes and those herpes have gonorrhea and that gonorrhea had an abortion in high school."

"What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."

"A young Bruce Wayne falls into a cave full of pugs. He later becomes Pugman and keeps the streets of Gotham clean and downright adorable."

"Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Muesli? He was pulled under by a strong currant"

"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep I can't speak for everyone else in his car though"

"I'm not racist. I treat everybody like they're black."

"[text] H: I'm at Lowes, how wide is the door frame? M: I measured, it's 35 and then 3 little lines after a big long line."

"Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7? Because ""6, 7 ate""."