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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Damn!"

"What day do fries hate the most? Friday"

"Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win"

"I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. And then it hit me. It was because we were inflating it."

"Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one? If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop"

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."

"As I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree, he asked ""Are you going to put that up yourself?"" No you sick fuck, I'm putting it up in the living room."

"""Your GPA last semester was a 4.0"" \- Steve Harvey"

"What do you call a well hung black man? Dead."

"The only Foursquare location I'd be interested in reading you tweet from is the cave of Bin Laden."