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"""Money isn't everything"" - Someone with a shitload of dough"
"Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school."
"If Apple made cars they would be Swedish. The car would be called the iKia."
"I chug everything I drink just so people can't say I have a problem with alcohol. So you're telling me I have a problem with Pepsi too, mom?"
"What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes? A loli-pop"
"How do you get to East Berlin Take the third right"
"What state is a person in when they've just been made fun of sexually on the internet? E-reckt"
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."
"I'm not gonna make fun of my grandfather's driving skills anymore. Apparently parking zones disease is a real thing."