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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? an electron"
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"I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does"
"my husband...just pointed out d new strands of hair growing under my chin..... someones not getn laid tonight."
"Why are constipated people so rude? They don't give a crap"
"So how do I take the gum out of my hair? Cancer."
"To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china."
"My superpower is understanding iPhone text typos."
"What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights? Hypertrophy!"
"What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight"
"Hey, which Instagram filter takes out all the insecurities?"