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Joke of the Day

"I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does"

"Yeah baby, I'm the lead singer in a band. Well, more of a backing singer. More of a Drummer. Triangle player..Roadie. I Saw a band once."

"To the guy who stole my camouflage jacket on the bus while I was asleep You can hide but you cannot run."

"TIL the polish invented breakdance Have you ever tried stealing a wheel from a moving car?"

"Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars? If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read?"

"Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some shit for Farmville."

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Potato"

"Did you hear about the man who bought a dolphin? He didn't want to live life without a porpoise!"

"My friend firmly believes that he's a solute I think he's diluted"

"How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !"