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Joke of the Day
"So how do I take the gum out of my hair? Cancer."
Next Joke
"I predict the iPad's small-but-not-quite-small-enough size will be a source of great consternation for fanny pack enthusiasts."
"Ashley Madison website is having problems. But instead of addressing them directly, it'll just look for a younger hotter website on the side"
"Whats long, brown and sticky? A stick."
"A ""racist rapist"" sounds worse than a regular rapist when u first hear it, but it's actually better cause less people get raped."
"""Sir, we lost the platoon. All our men are gone."" A lone camouflaged fedora is seen in the distance. ""not all men"""
"What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive? THESE are the brakes!"
"What did one ISIS member say to another? ""IED mubarak.."""
"The toilet at a police station was stolen! They had nothing to go on.."
"""Hey boo."" -casual ghost"