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Joke of the Day
"So how do I take the gum out of my hair? Cancer."
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"The best part of September is fucking with Green Day during their hibernation."
"What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met? nothing, hes a fan."
"When I'm with you, I'm breathless. My pulse quickens and I can feel my entire body getting hot. Also, you're a treadmill and I'm asthmatic."
"What do you call a stock broker having sex in the middle of his work? Insid'er trading. http://i.imgur.com/oTp4lvG.gif"
"Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer... He was conceived anally"
"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? Elephino (hell if i know) :)"
"A parakeet that won't shut up equals dinner for fluffy tonight."
"Have you heard about the 2 Spanish firemen? Jose and hose B"
"Sir it would appear that you have sugar poisoning ""You mean Diabetes?"" Ooh look at me, I'm a patient that knows all the diseases ooh"