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Joke of the Day

"Rumors are that Harry Styles is BiSexual according to a recent interview I hear they're going to change the name of the band to 'Both Directions'"

"What's everyone's least favorite dish? Cunt Pao Chicken!"

"How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists? It's not hard..."

"He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey. A time traveler walks into a bar."

"The Sun God Heloios was hungover today. Unable to lift his radiant body out of bed he just stuck his blazing bare bum over the horizon... ... it was the crack of dawn."

"Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs? They're too short to be called Essays."

"What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket? A bonding agent."

"I cheated on my girlfriend once We were playing monopoly and while she wasn't looking I took some of her money. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Well I can't jelly my dick up your ass"