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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket? A bonding agent."
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"Balls Deep is not a accurate form of measurement."
"What's fat, sweaty, and bad at cooking? My ex wife!"
"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."
"Saw an old couple arguing at each other in public yesterday Apparently one of them is going to be president"
"Why do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels"
"What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada? Joseh"
"What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack? A Tupac..."
"What do amputee bears and regular bears have in common? They both have four legs. (assuming the amputee is missing a different appendage)"
"Of course I work out. I do burpees after drinking pop. I do lunges to grab the last slice of pizza & squats if I drop it."