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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket? A bonding agent."

"What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian? The canoe tips."

"What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert? Lots of bad pickup lines."

"Here's one for you...! 1"

"Did you hear about Etchisketchestan? It got destroyed be an earthquake."

"I liked The Hobbit books, but Harry Potter? That's a different story..."

"Whats the difference between a Pimple and a Catholic Priest? One will wait until you're 13 to come all over your face."

"Why doesn't Ted Cruz like doing laundry? Because he always fucks up the delegates."

"Can't whistle? That's okay! We prefer hummers anyway!"

"- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with ""Please wait while your computer shuts down""..."