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Joke of the Day
"Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs? They're too short to be called Essays."
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"Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Three ducks walk into a bar. The fourth one humans."
"Q: Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas? A: Billy the Squid."
"When someone tries to hand me a flyer... ...it's kind of like saying ""Here, you throw this away."""
"How many 1980s R & B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight"
"What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ? bruces"
"Remember when you were a kid and the teacher said you can be anything you want to be? Luckily I chose lower middle class and overweight."
"If you were on a bus full of queers, Would you stay on or get off? My physics teacher told me that one."
"What's the difference between a penis and a criminal? Well a penis gets hard, but a criminal does HARD time!"
"What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ""Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"""