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"Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge? He lost his porpoise in life."
"What does a self-conscious vampire say? ""I'm going to suck.."""
"My mate keeps having sex with Nuns. I did warn him not to get in the habit."
"INFORMER!!! Younosaydahdfrxqpgirnmekdmhgjwrztnhyenixblaamm... A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN!"
"Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true"
"Who is the coolest person in the hospital? The ultrasound man."
"Did you hear about the house built by lesbians? There's no studs, just tongue and groove."
"What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses."
"Robin Williams died like he lived Depressed."