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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea? A horribly depraved piece of human garbage."

"[Job interview] Me: [thinking] I hope he doesn't notice the mustard on my shirt Interviewer: [thinking] Is he eating a fkn hotdog?"

"BEST JOKE EVER What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"Did You guys hear what the Jews did when they rioted? They threw Mazel Tov Cocktails"

"Nazis would love heather bresch Because she is killing off the genetically impure"

"Did you hear what happened in the Multi-Language Translation Race? Nobody made it to the Finnish Line."

"A man walks into a doctors wearing cling film trousers Doctor says, "" I can clearly see you're nuts"""

"The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson."

"When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it."

"Why did the human cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."