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Joke of the Day
"When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it."
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"Chris Rea came to my garden centre today... ...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas."
"SHOUTOUT TO LIBRARIANS! (*sorry*)"
"Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of [quickly wikipedias ""Who is having alot of plight 2012]"
"What do i have in common with neutrino's we're both constantly penetrating your mom."
"the difference between me and humpty dumpty is that his friends looked at him and thought to themselves ""we should put him back together"""
"The greatest thing about Christmas is how it teaches kids to be selfish little shits on someone else's birthday."
"what does past, present, and future have in common? ...... tense"
"Ever since I got my antivirus check done on my computer. Single Asian ladies don't wanna do it with me anymore."
"I'm the weakest in my Asian family They call me weak-Ling"