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Joke of the Day

"Unemployed joke #2843 I know a couple jokes about unemployed people. Too bad none of them work."

"Happy Let's-Pretend-This-Relationship-Is-Still-Working Day"

"What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese."

"Best garage sale ever! It's not advertised, nobody's here and it's all free! It's like my neighbor accidentally left his garage door open."

"If you're not one of the first five boys in the yard, you almost never get a milkshake."

"Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too"

"Kevin Spacey ordering a takeaway coffee from Starbucks and receiving the cup with 'Kevin E' written on the side."

"Wait...so I get a million dollars AND I get to punch a baby in the face? -me when someone asks if I would punch a baby for a million bucks"

"What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his Girlfriend? Wipe his ass."

"A guy named Lur tells his friend about a business idea... ""I have a brilliant idea! I am going to make and sell my own line of cars!"" To which his friend replied ""Christ, Lur!"""