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"Happy Let's-Pretend-This-Relationship-Is-Still-Working Day"
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"""if inventimg a machine that alows man to soar through the air is wrong, i dont want to be Wright"" - Wright brother, invemtor of airplabe"
"Found a concert that costs 45 cents! ..... It's 50cent and Nickelback /mikedrop"
"Gay vampire I vant to suck your dick"
"""Sure, you could bury it but hear me out."" Taxidermy is invented."
"I take my women like i take my stairs. Two at a time."
"If the police police police police, who polices the police police? Police police police police police police."
"If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas."
"Two gentlemen walk into a bar.... You would have thought one of them would have seen it."
"Men are three times more likely to successfully commit suicide than women. We get the shit done right."