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"Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too"
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"What is a Stormtrooper's favorite place to sit. A pew, pew, pew."
"My Thai girlfriend is so generous She gave me a pearl necklace."
"Why is Santa Claus always so happy? He knows where all the bad girls live"
"Whats brown and rhymes with ""Snoop""? Dr. Dre"
"There are two types of people Those who use false dichotomies, and those who don't."
"How much does it cost to kill a Jew? It holocausts one."
"Why did the dwarf go out of business? The overheads were too high."
"I pity those who feel the need to brag about themselves to get people's attention. I hate them more than the scratch on my Lamborghini."
"What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."