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Joke of the Day
"Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too"
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"""Grandpa, get out of the bathtub. You'll get cold and die."" Grandpa got out of the bathtub, got cold, and died..."
"Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that ."
"What do you call a tattoo of the most commonly used English letter on a scientist's penis? A logical phallus E."
"Read in Richard Pryors voice... The other day I had to take a shit so bad... The shit came out and said DAMMMMMNNN I gotta take a shit!"
"What's the quickest way to get to the airport? Terminal Velocity. [:D](http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true)"
"How to make a girl furious in 2 steps... Step 1, take a picture of her Step 2, don't show it to her"
"Now where do you get off >:( I'm the bus driver, I need to know"
"""Can I take your order?"" Wait, take it where? ""No, not-"" I haven't even given you my order yet ""I mean-"" WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY ORDER"
"My Butt giving the day off to employees on Thanksgiving.. **PSYCHE** Probably gonna take a huge dump instead."