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Joke of the Day
"Facebook features three types of women: hot, Photoshopped hot, and a dog for a profile pic."
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"What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its ass"
"I can't wait to listen to the new Kelly Rowland album... I believe it's called ""Milk, Milk"""
"What do you get when you mix nosleep with eye bleech. sleep bleech"
"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she has no arms"
"Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair."
"What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..? 1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge"
"Jewish mothers How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? *Exasperated sigh* No it's fine, I'll just sit here in the dark!"
"What did the two oceans say to each-other? Nothing, they just waved."
"[interrupts pastor] but jesus was crucified today shouldn't we call today ""Bad Friday"" or even ""Kinda Messed Up They Killed Jesus Friday"""