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Joke of the Day
"What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its ass"
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"My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing."
"I had to break up with my French horn playing girlfriend... ...She was great, but every time we kissed she tried to put her fist in my ass."
"Can't trust em, y'all... http://imgur.com/gallery/OEtxUYb"
"Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all the money they get from the tooth fairy"
"if at the end of every year you find yourself posting on social media how ""this year sucked,"" it's time to examine the common denominator"
"To whom do agnostics pray? To whom it may concern."
"Reddit administration."
"Husband Call to her Wife from Hell.... A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)"
"I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia. Which is the one about being in a closet?"