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Joke of the Day

"What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..? 1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge"

"To commemorate the day. Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You were supposed to never forget."

"i've always struggled spelling out ""blood"" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like ""bbool"""

"Three Nazis walk into a BAR They all get shot."

"My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti: You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta!"

"I would rather have Bill Cosby as President than Donald Trump.. because if America is gonna get fucked for 4 years I wanna be asleep when it happens."

"two blondes walked into a bar You thought one of them would of seen it"

"Money doesn't grow on trees unless you are a pot dealer"

"Ive always hated math because, in my head, all the word problems sounded like this: The spaghetti envelopes are triangular. Find X."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year."