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Joke of the Day

"I tried to get my Liberal Girlfriend to play Chess But she got really mad when I told her that Whites went before Blacks and the Queen has to die for the King."

"Someday, my kids will say ""daddy, wanna hear a cool story"" and it will actually be followed by the telling of a cool story."

"[wakes up from coma I went into in 1908] so how many more World Series titles have the Cubs won?"

"What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles."

"A priest with a lisp offered to bring a roamin' Catholic to Paris ... The Catholic, bread in hand, was not impressed."

"My girlfriend can only count out loud up to five. She thinks oral six is going too far"

"Why was the tree soooo happy? Because he didn't arbor any feelings!"

"Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky."

"What do the official USGA rules state when... you and your opponent are looking for his ball, and he claims to have found it, but you know he is lying because you have it in your pocket?"

"Are you okay? Yes Did you take your cold medicine? Umm yes Why are you so nervous? I never thought throw pillows would ask so many questions"