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Joke of the Day
"Why was the tree soooo happy? Because he didn't arbor any feelings!"
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"What's the difference between a homeless wanker and a pimp? One's a broke stroker and the other is a stroke broker."
"What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky? About 1500 miles."
"I've yet to find the village where people help you raise your kids"
"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews"
"Ah St Patrick's Day I better eat some Irish food *pours self bowl of Lucky Charms*"
"My town is so small... the Village Idiot doubles as the Mayor."
"""There's a horse in my leg?! Why are you taking out my Adam's Apple? What's wrong with my nose?""- Guy from 'Operation'"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!"
"What does a Japanese girl ride?? Niisan."