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Joke of the Day

"Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone's cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons."

"Was gonna get a brain transplant I changed my mind"

"Never end a sentence with a preposition For example: The boy had no one to play a preposition. Wait... I think I gave two examples above."

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo!!"

"What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command."

"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes five episodes."

"I'm thinking of writing a Mystery novel... or am I?"

"Robocop: I am Robotcop Criminal: You don't say the t you robo moron R: [visibly confused] Pu down he gun you are under arres"

"A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... ...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters."

"When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car."