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Joke of the Day

"When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car."

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"Hey, NSA,,,, if you're going to read my posts, would it kill you to like them?"
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"What does an existentialist bully say? ""Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"""
"What's the difference between a hooker, a lover and a housewife? A hooker says ""Faster! faster!"" A lover says ""Slower....slooower..."" A housewife says ""Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."""
"I uploaded a video to Youtube and it wasn't stolen/ reuploaded by ViralHog! ..."