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Joke of the Day

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo!!"

"Susan broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine."

"I once had an altercation with a dealer in Vegas. He really had a chip on his shoulder."

"Why don't snakes have balls? ... because they would look like dicks."

"Reporter: Sir, how do view lesbian Relationships.?.. Me: Full HD."

"Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn? He couldn't trust his hose."

"*pets your eyebrows* there, there caterpillar; everything will be ok"

"Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit"

"what do jeb bush and lance arm strong have in common? everyone was disappointed with their last speeches and no one was disappointed when they dropped out of the race"

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see."