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Joke of the Day

"Robocop: I am Robotcop Criminal: You don't say the t you robo moron R: [visibly confused] Pu down he gun you are under arres"

"DINOSAUR PARTY TRICERATOPS: GROUP SELFIE!! *hands phone to T-Rex T-REX: Still not funny you guys. Not. Funny."

"Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine? He joked to death."

"Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road? Because he was crossed."

"Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!"

"On this day in 1969, the 1st episode of Scooby Doo appeared on TV, beginning a golden age of teenagers getting high in the back of vans."

"What do you call a potato Kim jong un dropped in his lap? A dicktator."

"No wonder ghosts can be disruptive. Some are hundreds of years old and they have to hear us say shit like ""My mouse is out of batteries."""

"My friend makes urinal cakes for a living... ...it takes him 35 minutes to bake each batch."

"That burrito didn't agree with me. And then I was like ""Why am I arguing with a burrito?!"""