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Joke of the Day
"You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white."
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"Have you heard of the artist Jackson Polyp? He could only paint with splatters and he hung out with some real assholes."
"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country, if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"
"why are Americans like women? Because they always turn up late and take all the credit for winning the war"
"If Coca-Cola really cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in."
"Sex Survey Says The Kinseys did a survey of sexual practices in a town. Half the town admitted they masturbated. The other half lied."
"Two peanuts are walking down the street... one's assaulted."
"So I introduced my new girlfriend to my family Everyone seemed to like her except for my wife"
"My friend said she's had kidney problems since she was 7 I told her it's fine cause once she turns 18 she'll get adult knees"
"A sandwich walks into a bar... The barman says ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""