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Joke of the Day
"Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space"
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"Knock knock . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Come in"
"One of my ""100 things to do before you die"" would definitely be ""call an ambulance""."
"My son answered a test question ""What causes the earth to rotate?"" with ""Fat bottomed girls."" He failed the test but won my RESPECT."
"If you can't handle me at my fattest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me if I ever lose weight. Which could happen, you don't know."
"Reddit accounts should be treated like underwear. If you can keep them clean you could keep the same one for a while, but if you flood them with shit you should get a new one."
"A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend: Hey, are my puns a tenor what?"
"Doctor,doctor! A man goes to the doctor, concerned if he is becoming a thief. The doctor replies, ""well, have you taken anything for it?"""
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put in the wrong pair of socks this morning."