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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts are walking down the street... one's assaulted."
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"Paddy and Murphy find a mirror. Paddy picks it up, has a look and says to Murphy "" that bloke looks really familiar "". Murphy grabs it off him "" Its me you idiot """
"People are rough on gym teachers, but let's not forget all the years they spend in college, learning how to yell a last name in a scary way."
"Why do I see so many broken condoms outside? Honey, those are called ""children"" and should be treated as such."
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"I found the best comment about what's been happening to reddit [DELETED]"
"The Doctor says: ""Mrs Jones, I think your 7 year old is watching way too much TV"" ""How can you tell?"" asked Mrs Jones ""He just asked me if Cialis is right for him"""
"Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9."
"Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy."
"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"