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Joke of the Day

"If Coca-Cola really cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in."

"fire the chauffeur! Wife: ""I'm gonna fire our chauffeur!!! He's such a pathetic driver, this is the third time he almost got me killed...."" Husband: ""Dear, lets give him another chance."""

"I challenge someone to say something including the word ""Trump"" or ""Hilary"" without sounding biased in any way. Hang on... Did I just..."

"Did you hear about the guy who was told his genitals hadn't developed properly? He got a little testy."

"What do old lady vaginas smell like? Depends."

"My roommate says that I'm hard to live with... Where does the arrogant bastard get off saying things like that, He muttered it under his breath in the shower... Son of a bitch."

"According to my gym trainer, I need to cut back on drinking According to my bartender, I look great Moral of the story: I'm drunk"

"Why can't French people count to 5? Because there's a **tree** in the way."

"Are you the date? Because you're 10/10"

"The Nintendo 64 turned 18 today Now you can legally blow the cartridges."