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Joke of the Day
"Blondes are dumb whores... They all think less than equals three."
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"Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party? Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys."
"What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere"
"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis shaved."
"My buddy's phone autocorrected ""wife"" to ""wide"" and now he's living in my garage."
"So, I haven't seen the vice president in the news much recently I think that he may just be Biden his time"
"Somebody PLEASE come to my house and plug the power cord into my laptop."
"I painted my computer black in hopes that it would run faster. Now it wont work."
"[at the airport] Customs: Do you have any drugs in your bag, Ma'am? Me: Sure. What can I get you?"
"What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison? Congee-gal visit"