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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison? Congee-gal visit"
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"Stop being so hard on yourself. You don't have to be a complete idiot. Just be the best idiot you can be."
"I was taken by aliens! I couldn't get away, I don't speak Spanish!"
"Do you know what a Canadian's favourite gun is? Eh-K-47"
"""Hitler, no Hitlering!"" said Dora. But it was too late."
"Pick something up. You just applied more force on that object than the gravity of an entire planet. Earth, do you even lift?"
"Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank."
"Tomorrow's Thanksgiving! Have a fowl meal!"
"What Operating System does a Redditor use? Fedora Linux!"
"Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!"