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Joke of the Day

"Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party? Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys."

"Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough."

"Why do doctor's offices take your blood pressure AFTER weighing you? Of course it's going to be high then."

"Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? ...because he lost interest."

"So a man walks into a... All you just got to do is finish it."

"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out."

"What do you call 6.63*10^-34 mutinied pirates? Planck walkers"

"The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute."

"People shit on Columbus like they've never knocked on the wrong door and then murdered the people inside and lived there."

"why do the ladies love jesus? *spreads arms wide* because he was hung like this"