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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis shaved."
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"Tatum is Latin for potato. Channing is from ancient times when someone brilliant was ""The Chan"". So Channing Tatum is a brilliant potato."
"Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
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"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't... They're born that way"