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Joke of the Day

"A person is sentenced to death by freezing It's justice."

"*puts leash around pet lobster* I think there will be games and lots of friends to play with Pinchy *walks into Lobsterfest* COVER YOUR EYES"

"Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine."

"When asked my theory on Amelia Earhart's disappearance I said ""maybe she went black"" and now I don't have to help with homework"

"My friend works at subway... I guess you could say she'll really be rolling in the DOUGH."

"What do you call a Germany virgin? Good 'n' Tight"

"The mall crowd parts as I shuffle through after waking up naked on the food court floor. ""Too pudgy to be a terminator"" says one woman."

"What do you call a gay Mexican couple that just won the lottery? Juan in Emiliano"

"Today should be called bridge day.. 'Cause I'm over it"

"I have the body of a 25-year-old girl, a 25-year-old who has recently been eaten by a 40-year-old bear."