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Joke of the Day
"What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India? Mumbai"
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"What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day."
"No, I can't make it to your hair washing party tonight. I'm washing my h... erm i mean my dog ate my grandmother is dead."
"Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed."
"What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common? One protects all colors."
"Don't fall for it black people, white people only invite us to go camping to see how long we stay alive."
"Nothing is more terrifying than putting back a shirt without folding it and then making eye contact with the shopping assistant."
"What was the deaf mans favorite song? The Sound of Silence."
"Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon? Because it was full."
"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Welcome to the jungle. Happy Birthday to you. - Christina Aguilera at a kid's birthday party."