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Joke of the Day
"What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India? Mumbai"
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"Why do cannibals never go hungry? Because they can make themselves dinner."
"teacher: there's no such thing as a stupid question me: are sharks just mean dolphins teacher: ok i was wrong"
"It's afro-carribean day at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it."
"Cut the shit, people who think I'm going to share my arm rest at the movie theater."
"I would totally surf a tsunami. If I didn't get nauseous on water. And if tsunamis weren't dangerous. And I knew how to surf."
"The clearer your conscience, the more likely you are to answer a call from an unknown number."
"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... I only know this because this joke is reposted here every god damn week."
"What did Adele's chicken say? Hello from the other side..."