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Joke of the Day
"Who will put chick sexers out of business? broosters"
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"What is a six figure income? 9 year old Nephew: Triangle?? No Square??"
"What's the difference between your mom and my computer? I can still turn your mom on."
"Met a girl with 12 nipples today Sounds pretty odd, dozen tits?"
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb? You can un-screw the light-bulb"
"""It says here that diarrhea is hereditary..."" It runs in your jeans Credit: @chillblinton"
"Have you heard about the newly developed French tank? It has 3 forward gears and 16 reverse"
"What's the darkest joke you know? No limits who can disgust me the most? Best part of fucking 21 year olds? Theres 20 of them"
"This sign says it's a non-smoking facility, but it's written in Comic Sans, so I'm thinking of starting."
"THERAPIST: How does that make you feel? ME: ""Mphh mophh wampph."" T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch."