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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing? Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper."
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"TIL Pat Mccrory doesn't have a gender specified on his birth certificate It's Pat! edit: changed joke entirely"
"People always tell me to act my age so I bought expensive cheese."
"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."
"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you are... Independant"
"If Jesus died for our sins then why are there so many popups when i try to watch a movie online illegally"
"It hurts my feelings when people call me a failure. I'd rather people think of me as successfully challenged."
"Who cleans up after Seeing Eye Dogs?"
"I've never been one for Nazi jokes... I've been nein for them."
"What did the Jewish man do when he got a dog? Posted fliers around the neighborhood that said ""Not Lost Yet""."