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Joke of the Day
"""I want frog legs."" -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever"
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"What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party? Let's get sheet-faced!"
"The past, present and future walk into a room. It got all tense."
"My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up."
"Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it."
"Have you ever heard a Carthaginian ambulance? Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido!"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrup........ MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [Works best IRL](/spoiler)"
"OOPS BANANA Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers."
"Did you guys hear about the guy that just became the first Muslim country singer to get signed to a label? His name is Keith Turban"
"Speaking of short term memory,"