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Joke of the Day
"A Jewish girl asks her father for $50 ""$40 dollars!"" he says, ""Why do you need $30?!""."
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"So my car broke down My mechanic said it was obvious I'd blown a seal. I said keep my private life out of it and just fix the damn car!"
"I lost 100 pounds. Getting mugged in Europe."
"I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell. ""Free weights,"" my ass!"
"That moment when... ...you're on reddit too much and you say repost too often."
"It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later."
"How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb? Three Fifths"
"A police officer bought a robot this robot was fueled by sodium and alkaline, but could only hold enough for 24 hours at a time. so every morning he had to charge it with a salt and battery."
"Why can't you put the punchline in the title? What do you say to piss off a redditor?"