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Joke of the Day

"I lost 100 pounds. Getting mugged in Europe."

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into your ass."

"My family and I went to visit this new zoo that opened up recently but they only had a single canine there It was a shih tzu"

"Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put some music they don't like on"

"When dads become grandfathers... Their dad jokes grow exponentially, just like their lineage."

"Ran a bath, checked Twitter, flooded Europe."

"My signature move is being a complete idiot trying to convince someone that I'm not drink. Drank. Drunk."

"I heard Reddit opened its own restaurant... The food is great, but the servers are always down."

"I'm always right. I thought i was wrong once, But i was wrong."