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Joke of the Day

"It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later."

"What's the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick."

"What kind of martial art does a chef do? Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)"

"TIL Walmart is the richest company in the world by revenue This is the right sub, bitches!"

"Just drove past a new typewriter repair shop... That's not a front for anything illegal I'm sure..."

"If a redditor who is going into labour posts an original content (picture) of her in the ward... Is it polite to say ""OP will deliver?"""

"Before cell phones and texting, I used to get pulled over a lot for playing solitaire with a physical deck of cards while I was driving"

"Why is the sea salty? Because when it waves, you never wave back!"

"If a bend in a shoreline creates a large ocean inlet, but no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? ... think about it."

"Why did Jesus run off the airplane? He didn't like the Pilate"