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Joke of the Day
"How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb? Three Fifths"
Next Joke
"The other day I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it, you know what I call that? I call that unfortunate."
"I want to tell you guys a small joke It's very puny!"
"Coworker: got a second? Me: you mean the one you just wasted or another one?"
"What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer."
"What's the best part about going in without a condom? The abortion."
"What is the painless frequency? 0 Hz"
"Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch."
"Why don't women fart? They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure"
"Knock knock Who's there? Control freak -- now YOU say, ""Control freak who?"""