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Joke of the Day

"Another MBA joke. funny! By the time you finish your MBA, you have most probably got one of these: new house, new job, new car or a new partner (Copied from Twitter @ManasBhardwaj)"

"I don't watch soccer... If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I would take my friends to the bar."

"[boarding plane with really old pilot] ""think his heart will hold out? lol"" attendent: excuse me, sir? ""depart out, what time do we leave?"""

"What do lesbian couples do once a month? Finger paint."

"I tried to take a photo of a huge bug in my bathroom, but when I put a coin next to it for scale IT TOOK THE COIN AND PUT IT IN ITS WALLET."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar"

"What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth? Toothbrush."

"What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel"

"Dentist: How often do you floss? Dracula: Every day Dentist: Your gums are covered in blood. Dracula: Oh...I mean never. I never floss."

"Hey- ZigZag- What causes dry eyes? Ducts out of water ..."