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Joke of the Day

"Another MBA joke. funny! By the time you finish your MBA, you have most probably got one of these: new house, new job, new car or a new partner (Copied from Twitter @ManasBhardwaj)"

"Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit."

"Pedophiles lobby for slower speed limits at school zones"

"What is the wettest animal in the world? A Rain Deer."

"Where do safari animals buy their groceries? From the supermeerkat"

"Why was Jesus not born in Australia? Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin."

"Just want to remind all you Trump supporters to get out and vote early on Wednesday."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between a woman and a Fridge? A Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"What did the pig say when his wife left him? ""Don't go bacon my heart"""

"Opinions are like butts *gently rubs your opinion*"