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Joke of the Day

"Hey- ZigZag- What causes dry eyes? Ducts out of water ..."

"Did you hear about the new Marty McFly movie... ...Where he travels back in time to become a florist? It's called Back to the Fuschia."

"Instead of a tweet up, I think all the twitter crushes should get together for a weekend in the mountains You know... A Couples Retweet"

"TIL 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the entire population. Title."

"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."

"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.."

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? It sounds like shit"

"While getting the newspaper, I thought the neighbor admired my new boxers a bit too much. 'Til I felt a breeze. And remembered a button."

"Dorothy: We have to see the wonderful Wizard of Oz Toto: OK but I wouldn't make a song and dance about it Dorothy: [inhaling] Toto: FFS"

"Did you hear about the eagle that performed a piano concerto? The applause was quite raptor-ous!"