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Joke of the Day

"What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth? Toothbrush."

"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"I once had a crippiling masturbation addiction... ...now i have a sex addiction, could you say my addiction has gotten out of hand?"

"Is it possible to have a joke that is not racist/sexist/politically incorrect or commenting on stereotypes? Challenge for reddit. Curious"

"We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you."

"What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !"

"I ate an optimist once... But I couldn't keep him down."

"Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn"

"I didn't get the joke about the hot air balloon. I think it was over my head."

"What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a clothes hanger"