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Joke of the Day

"[boarding plane with really old pilot] ""think his heart will hold out? lol"" attendent: excuse me, sir? ""depart out, what time do we leave?"""

"What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?"

"For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there'd be one less blogger."

"What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree? The pizza can feed a family of four."

"Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occured in history. They obviously haven't met my kids."

"Why are there so many women archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."

"A man rushes into a psychiatrist's office and shouts ""Doctor, you have to help me! I think I'm invisible."" The shrink looks at his appointment schedule and says ""I'm sorry, I can't see you right now."""

"[NSFW] How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish? In the midnight hour she cried ""Moe! Moe! Moe!"""

"I'm a bit worried. I was checking my testicles this morning, and I noticed that one of them... ...is considerably larger than the other two."

"What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband? I'm sorry but I love another Juan."