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Joke of the Day
"I just ran over a tree, a 5'2"" blonde screaming tree with a purse."
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"How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ? None. There are no *men* there."
"What did the Buddhist Monk say to the Hot Dog Vendor? ""Make me one with everything"" (assuming he would be able to talk in the first place)"
"What kind of name for a storm is ""Debby?"" Hurricanes should have names like ""Satan"" No one should have their house destroyed by ""Heather."""
"I have separation anxiety so I date a boomerang. It always comes back to me."
"Dark humor is like food Not everybody gets it"
"My Father was never proud of me One day he asked me, ""how old are you."" I said, ""I'm five"" he said,""when I was your age, I was six"""
"How do you make a German shepherd? Put him in a synagogue."
"What is an over protective German father's favorite game? Sudoku a game of neins!"
"Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ""F"" and ends with ""K"" Firetruck is a very popular word!"