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Joke of the Day
"I have the body of a god Shame it's Buddha"
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"Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released? They're snowed-en!"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea"
"Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!"
"What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart? An actress."
"Still trying to figure out how to compliment a woman's skin without sounding like I want to wear it"
"I can't figure out if I only date girls with self esteem issues because I'm ugly or because we have something in common"
"What kind of shark is always drunk? A hammeredhead"
"Science! A scientist is asked: ""So, how exactly do you make a hormone?"" His response: ""Kick her in the cunt!"""
"What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up."