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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea"

"What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? Homeless."

"Want to spice things up? Look them right in the eyes and lick their fingers seductively. My dentist didn't appreciate it, but yours might."

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAAANNNNNDDD EYEEEEE"

"If you have rectal cancer and it's treated with radiation therapy... Is that a Rem job?"

"Did you hear the news that Bill Cosby over dosed? the girl almost died!"

"What do you call a group of invading pirates? An **Arrr**my"

"Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9."

"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead, so you can see deez nuts."

"Raise your right hand if you were home schooled. No, your other right hand."