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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter."
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"*bursts into bank EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND *everyone lies down EVERYONE CLOSE THEIR EYES *everyone closes their eyes EVERYONE NAP"
"What do you call a scary philosopher? Aristartle"
"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet."
"Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho."
"How do you get four old ladies to yell ""FUCK?"" Get one to yell ""BINGO!"""
"Dad, can I have another cup of water? Dad: But its your 12th cup tonight! Son: I know, the baby's room is still on fire."
"Someone called my shirt gay today... True. It just came out of the closet today."
"What's your favorite city in China? Taiwan"
"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food""."